10 20 Things I hate about everything

I'm feeling bitchy, so I shall list down the things that annoys me and I loathe most.

1) When I have absulotely no work to do in the office. Like now. Wait, let me rephrase: When I have absolutely no work to do in the office and I'm fucking sleepy. Like for the past week.



2) When people get my name pronunciation wrong, over and over again. *refer to previous entry*

3) When dumbasses try to detach my head by hitting it with their big fat hideous butts whilst trying to squeeze through in between seats at restaurants or mamaks.

4) When people I dislike trys to spark a pseudo-friendly conversation with me, when they know they shouldn't.

5) Advertisements on TV. Yeah yeah so what if I'm in the advertising industry, I hate getting my good ol' Lost suspense disrupted.

6) People spilling me the spoilers of a movie/book/show I'm about to watch/read. Psst, Ana-Lucia died anyway. Nyeh heh heh.

7) The way my car guzzles fuel like how I drink my Gatorade after football.



8) Desperados who add me in Friendster only for the sole purpose of gaining more "friends", and for some ego-boosting.

9) Cashiers who hand me back my change, all drenched up from their filthy shitstained fingers.

10) People, usually couples, that need 10 minutes to buy a movie ticket at the cinema counter. Really agitative big time. "Oi choosing wife ar?!"

11) People who think that their race is more superior than mine, their religion is holier than art thou whateverfuck nonsense. We're all the same, we're all screwed in this sad world.

12) My bitch Ashley, when she gets really noisy and starts licking me all over the place. And if you're thinking about licking me on THAT particular area... sad to say, you're right, she does that too, to everyone.



13) Backstabbers. If you have issues with me, come right up and confront, we'll solve it over a game of "Rock Paper & Scissors". Fine, best of three rounds just for you.

14) Kancils with louder-than-helicopter exhausts, but could hardly exit the 1Utama basement parking without flooring the pedal to the maximum and burn some rubbers.

15) Self-proclaiming themselves as "Hot chicks" by ugly fat bitches not-so-pretty girls. Just love the yourself the way God made you. Don't claim that you resemble Zhang ZiYi when God actually had Anita Sarawak in mind.

16) When people didn't pick up my calls when they're expecting it.

17) Wet and foul-smelling washrooms. I need to take a shit, but not literally "take". Thank you.

18) Dim yellow/orange lights. They induce me to sleepiness, dizziness and grouchiness.



19) When I'm broke and the weekend is here.

20) Last but not least, when people think that there're too many things that I despise.


So there, a few of the things that I really really get agitated over with. Well o f course there are more, but these are the primary ones.

Not too difficult to piss me off, ain't it? ;)